What is choreplay? What is scrolloween? What is glamxiety? They're not in the dictionary — but they should be. This is a glossary of 21 funny, wildly relatable words for experiences every woman has had but never had the vocabulary for, plus a short story that uses every single one. Warning: you will be using these words by the end of the day.
LET'S DISCUSS 💬: Okay I need to know — which word on this list made you go "WAIT ✋🏽" out loud?
The list doesn't stop here. If you've got a word that should absolutely be on it, put it in the comments. I'm taking notes. Literally. I have a note in my phone. 😂
I died when I heard that one. Whoever came up with these words are legit geniuses. TBH, my favorites are the men-centric ones because then I can tease my husband with them. So happy you love it! 🤣
LET'S DISCUSS 💬: Okay I need to know — which word on this list made you go "WAIT ✋🏽" out loud?
The list doesn't stop here. If you've got a word that should absolutely be on it, put it in the comments. I'm taking notes. Literally. I have a note in my phone. 😂
I'm in love with Testerical. Never have I ever heard a more cuttingly perfect word for male drama 🤣 This list is brilliant.
I died when I heard that one. Whoever came up with these words are legit geniuses. TBH, my favorites are the men-centric ones because then I can tease my husband with them. So happy you love it! 🤣
I am giddy awaiting a time to drop these man-centric ones into conversation!!!
OMG, please please please tell me the outcome when you do! 🫢👀🤣
This was hilarious, Sandra!!!
Snaccident is my favorite because can you say... 🙋🏽♀️ guuuuilty! I have snaccidents all the time.
LMAO! Me toooooo! 😭😭😭
I wish I had the creativity to create a word like that lol
Me too! That’s why I collected them! They’re too good.
FOMO-sapien is too good, lol.
I think…that’s me.